Since most forward-looking socially responsible organizations publish operations manuals on their Web sites, TWW Enterprises has started doing so also. Below are instructions for a Bottomless Bowl.
TWW Enterprises
Springbrook, WI, USA
Congratulations on the purchase of your new Bottomless Bowl we hope you will find many innovative uses for your new bowl.
Instructions:
- Never put liquids in this bowl. It is meant only for solid items.
- Place bowl on flat surface.
- Fill bowl with any solid items of your choosing.
- Keep the bowl away from the edges of the flat surface.
- To see the bowl in action ask a friend to pick it up.
Special notice: TWW Enterprises assumes no liability if your friend decides to get even.
1 comment:
hfec agrees. you gotta have warning labels on darn near everything. i have ta say, im a tad confused by tht word con sensuality. i see that word in the papers now and again, but it aint talkin about no bottomless bowl. you sure you are using the right word there tww? i think the warning label should include some of the following: do not attempt to eat the bowl....do not allow small children to play with the bowl...wash on gentle cycle only, do not use bleach, warn close neighbors before drying in dryer. use only warm setting on dryer.it is not intended to be used as a personal floatation device. bowl is flamable and should not be held to or used close to an open flame. the bowl is not a toy and should be used only out of doors as an item of play. if used as a frizbee, protective goggles and hard hat should be worn. a mouth guard is also suggested although not required. for comments or questions please call (insert a number of choice here.)
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