The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Another focus group session

TWW Enterprises held another focus group last night. It only took a few TV beers (TWW forgot to put the good beer in the frig) to loosen people up enough for them to come up with some innovative new uses for the Bottomless Bowl line of products.


Use #1: If you need to have both hands free to put the make on your favorite female (FF) here is a way to do it:



Idea #2: If you are trying to attract a FF it helps to have a good knowledge of beer. Here Jr demos using a Bottomless Bowl to catch spills from a beer glass (note: his was filled with root beer instead of adult beverages).


Idea#3: Here is a good way to keep your glass from being knocked over by some drunken slob who is trying to put the make on the FF you are after.

Idea #4: Here is protection from both spills and drunken slobs.


Idea #5: When leaving home for a trip attach a bottomless bowl to your front door to keep burglars from being able to turn the knob on the door.



If you already have purchased a Bottomless Bowl and found some innovative uses for it please share them with the rest of us by leaving a comment on this post. If you want to buy a Bottomless Bowl you can find find them on our secure ordering site and Amazon.com.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hfec, aka eddie guest, definitely thinks use guys gotta get to town a little more often. wow! maybe you could learn to play mexican train, or maybe it too advanced for you up there. have you had your drinking water tested lately? have you used any pesticides? do you notice any strange odors on your moraine? or does anything in the frig have obvious mold on it? there must be a reason for aberrant behavior. is it possible you got your meds mixed up? do you have an urge to follow rather than lead when you dance? oh well, i guess as long as you are having fun and none of the neighbors see, just continue.

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