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The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Latest scheming by Mrs TWW

This is King Tut. He is the ruler of the sidewalk coming up to the house. In his honor Mrs TWW wants to name the basement bar the King Tut Lounge.

To help with her scheming Mrs. TWW invited her soul mate and husband up to help plan the new lounge. By the way if you have a lounge you need to have air conditioning to cool the lounge down. This is how Mrs. TWW intends to get TWW to have air conditioning installed. Fortunately, the weather turned cold so TWW can get by without AC for another year but the topic is sure to heat up next year.