The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Thursday, August 09, 2007

New Product Announcement

TWW Enterprises announces its latest imperfect product. The Bowl with a View will enhance any decor. Its postmodern style will be the envy of your friends. This bowl will be produced in limited numbers so order yours today. And remember only the best get TWW on the bottom.



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Anonymous said...

it looks like a.....ah i better not even go there

8:32 AM

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