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The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Latest product from TWW Enterprises

When our marketing consultants held a focus group of customers who had bought the Bowl with a View we learned many people wanted bigger holes. This led us to our latest creation. The Bottomless Bowl is another post modern design but this one will bring out the Trickster archetype in you. Set the bowl on a flat surface and load it with candy or other wrapped goodies. At your next party have the bowl out and ask a friend to pass the candy. When they pick up the bowl they will get a surprise and everybody else will get a good laugh. Order your Bottomless Bowl today.