Welcome to TWW Enterprises

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Our life enhancement consultant may still be in school but she came up with a very good recommendation. She said we would have more fulfilling lives if we exercised more and suggested we try a stationary bike. Mrs. TWWT has been using it everyday as part of her daily exercise program. Mr. TWWT uses a Nordic Crack machine.