Welcome to TWW Enterprises

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Monday, September 11, 2006

House nearly painted. Not much time left to watch the paint dry so we willl have to savor every minute of it before the wet paint is gone. The windows in the center bottom of the house need caulk. Water leaks are one of the fews exceptions to the rule that the best imperfect job is a job well done.