A veteran (thank him for his service) owned and operated company existing only in TWW's imagination and in this website
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The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.
Monday, September 25, 2006
Our life enhancement consultant may still be in school but she came up with a very good recommendation. She said we would have more fulfilling lives if we exercised more and suggested we try a stationary bike. Mrs. TWWT has been using it everyday as part of her daily exercise program. Mr. TWWT uses a Nordic Crack machine.
Sunday, September 24, 2006
The Warped Woodturner now available on Amazon.com
If you are foolish enough you can buy a copy of Principles of Successful Country Freeloading on Amazon.com.
See http://www.amazon.com/Principles-successful-country-freeloading-chores/dp/B000BVLSVI/ref=sr_11_1/002-8898319-1674440?ie=UTF8.
If you are smart you will just go to one of the beginning posts on this blog.
See http://www.amazon.com/Principles-successful-country-freeloading-chores/dp/B000BVLSVI/ref=sr_11_1/002-8898319-1674440?ie=UTF8.
If you are smart you will just go to one of the beginning posts on this blog.
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Monday, September 11, 2006
Friday, September 08, 2006
Monday, September 04, 2006
We had our niece MKA who is styding to be a party/play consultant analyze our boring lives as a student project and suggest ways to lead a more fulfilling life. She suggested we watch the electric meter turn if watching the firewood dry got too tedius. We will report on her other recommendations as we implement them.
Given the boring lifestyle of the TWWT sometimes Mrs. TWWT invites swarms of relatives up to relieve the boredom. Over Labor Day she invited up a niece, MKA., who had just spent a year in Spain working on her degree in partying. (She is seen here on one of her road trips). MKA pomised to bring her mentor Ms Aquafiestas with as the main entertainment act. Ms. Aqufiestas was MKA's mentor who helped turn a shy, quiet girl into a raging party animal in one short year. The evening promised to be a winner until we learned Ms. Aquafiestas had a headache and could not attend. MKA took decisive action to save the party and was somewhat successful. Even without the main act this weekend will probably be the most exciting time of the year up in in the middle of nowhere.
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