The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.
Sunday, July 23, 2006
Jr earns another Boy Scout merit badge as a bar tender.
Sunday, July 16, 2006
Generator running the frig while the electricity was out. We had a storm last night with almost no brain but lots of wind. Hot weather continues thanks to Bush and Chaney.
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Shirleywood Forest.
The rabbits got one marigold but the rest made it. (but we got three of them)
Three sides nearly done. TWWT would still rather be making bowls.
The apple trees are trying to be fruitful and multiply.
Some people see a maple log hauled up from the valley. The Warped Woodturner sees 8 rough bowls waiting to warp.
Rough bowls drying out and waiting to warp.
Friday, July 07, 2006
Global warming is causing a draught that is killing grass and preventing work on house after 9:30 AM (80 degrees). Making bowls is a more meaningful way of life than painting.
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
Hot tub action on the 4th.
Abigale from AZ relaxes in the hot tub.
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