
God's country at 8AM on a Saturday in January

A veteran (thank him for his service) owned and operated company existing only in TWW's imagination and in this website
The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.
The biggest lesson TV teaches us is we need to be part of a consumer society and be hip about what is on TV or people will ridicule us.
I finally have found a use for a video camera. The next time you watch TV set up a video camera and record yourself watching TV for 30 minutes. Then spend the next 30 minutes watching yourself watch TV. After that 30 minutes if you decide to go back and watch more TV, try to understand how the TV producers make TV hold your attention or hypnotize you in ways that watching yourself watching TV cannot. Are you that boring to watch? or does TV use tricks not seen in the natural world to trick you into continuing to pay attention?