The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Sunday, July 24, 2016

Thursday is going to be a real gas

Hear something, smell something, say something.



"The Poor People's Economic Human Rights Campaign has reportedly been collecting a wide variety of donated canned and dried beans in its Philadelphia office, with the intention of feeding the flatulence-inducing vegetables to willing Bernie Sanders supporters before they enter the convention hall. Organizers of the "fart-in" won't provide the names of those delegates who have pledged to participate, but they have indicated that at least "a bunch" are inclined to make their gaseous protest heard." (source was lost)

How will the TV cameras and microphones handle this ?

So if you love Bernie be sure to eat beans and peanuts and drink Wisconsin beer before Hillary does her speech to show you don't support for the rigged system. It should be a real gas. 

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