TWW is The Warped Woodturner who is a local artist living in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop 87). His mission is to use a wood lathe to make interesting but mostly useless objects from locally-sequestered carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but don't like that well. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well.

Monday, October 27, 2014

Good food, good wine and good friend (especially since she brought all three)

In case you are new to this blog you need to go to the very first entry to understand what Country Freeloading is all about.   See written back in the days when TWW was called TWWT. You can understand why the name was changed since it rhymed with twit. 

Ms MJG reminiscing with Mrs. TWW about the days in Robbinsdale.

The bread

Rest of the spread

The wine

Some wine after Mrs. TWW decide to create a red a Rorschach ink spot

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Saturday, October 18, 2014

Pornography may not be definable but you know it when you see it

Bush lied twice

First he said there were WMDs in Iraq. Second he lied or perhaps covered-up the fact there really were WMDs in Iraq. see:

"ISIS Likely Captured Iraqi Chemical Weapons, New York Times Confirms

Posted: Updated: 
WASHINGTON -- A New York Times report confirms that the U.S. government knew that an Iraqi facility now controlled by the Islamic State militant organization likely contained deadly chemical weapons -- a finding reported by The Huffington Post on Monday."  at:

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

So what does this mean?

Who do you think put this on the Internet?

Was it:

  • Planned Parenthood advocating postpartum abortions?
  • An anti-immigration group saying we need to seal the border (the photos came from a Mexican person's Facebook page)
  • A pro-gun group saying it is OK since his hand is not on the trigger
  • An anti-violence group to prove nobody should own guns in the US
  • A drug cartel saying they mean business
  • A GBLT group saying it is homophobic behavior
original source of photos:

Wednesday, October 08, 2014

ALERT: New terrorist threat discovered

TWW has kept contact with some of his former colleagues in the intell community and recently learned something startling.  Terrorists are being planted in the companies who sell on the Internet and ship products using inflatable plastic bubbles. 

The next time you get one of these packages with the plastic bubbles inside DO NOT punch a hole in the bag. Instead put the bag in a box to protect it and put in in the trash. That way if there is poison gas inside the bubbles the people who work for the garbage company or at the landfill will be the ones exposed to the poinsons and not you. This information has been verified by 

Tuesday, October 07, 2014

first snow storm of the century of the year due to climate change last Saturday

Adding this post was due to sotrm-related problems. TWW apologizes for the delay.

Wednesday, October 01, 2014

gift idea for Christmas for your kids

This cool app lets them document their consent.  If you can get their password you can find out who they were fooling around with.

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