The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Monday, October 28, 2013

quote for the day or is it for the rest of BO's tenure?

" Pam Kehaly, president of Anthem Blue Cross in California, said she received a recent letter from a young woman complaining about a 50% rate hike related to the healthcare law.
"She said, 'I was all for Obamacare until I found out I was paying for it,'" Kehaly said. "

Friday, October 25, 2013

What TWW wants for Christmas

We are also thinking about getting some for all the brothers for Christmas also.

Read article: "New line of underwear filters out farts 
Using chemical warfare technology, these new briefs, shorties and boxers camouflage bodily odors that make intimacy difficult for people with digestive disorders like IBS and Crohn’s disease."

at: http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/new-line-underwear-filters-farts-article-1.1491756

Ted Cruze joke -- actually an old joke relevent to today

Floating around the 'Net:

"A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."


The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican.

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama-Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are -- or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Exciting trip home from bulk food store down south









After hearing about Crazy Mike's car store on the radio all the time we learn it is gone













The bull that was out on Monday now with his harem



All this to be ready for the revolution
Question for the day: Why did you waste your time going all the way to the bottom of this post? :) 

Monday, October 21, 2013

Out looking for proof of global warming but only found bull

The Butterfly Bar is finally history.


Secret government program tank cars with snow on top so Chinese satellites do not see them.  





This is no bull it is a bull walking along the road. 

First storm of the century of the year buries Garbin Moraine

but global warming melts the snow pretty fast. 





Saturday, October 19, 2013

Fall starting to fade away




No longer two loads of gravel short of a road

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

ya gotta read this

http://p.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/oct/14/pruden-frying-eggheads-on-a-hot-stove/

Wednesday, October 09, 2013

keeping JAJA the Elder happy


Help BO feel your pain

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source: http://theconservativetreehouse.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/sob_stories_shutdown_contest_600.jpg?w=640

Monday, October 07, 2013

Finally some relief for the access road

After TWW ordered the wrong type of rock thinking a higher price meant a better road the Q & D Road Consulting Company sent up some engineers and they recommended a solution to undo the mess.  This means the garbabe truck drivers can stop cursing TWW as their wheels spin in the gravel in the near future. 

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