TWW is The Warped Woodturner who is a local artist living in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop 87). His mission is to use a wood lathe to make interesting but mostly useless objects from locally-sequestered carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but don't like that well. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well.
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Monday, October 28, 2013
Friday, October 25, 2013
Read article: "New line of underwear filters out farts
Using chemical warfare technology, these new briefs, shorties and boxers camouflage bodily odors that make intimacy difficult for people with digestive disorders like IBS and Crohn’s disease."
"A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican.
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama-Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are -- or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
|After hearing about Crazy Mike's car store on the radio all the time we learn it is gone|
|The bull that was out on Monday now with his harem|
|All this to be ready for the revolution|
Monday, October 21, 2013
|The Butterfly Bar is finally history.|
|Secret government program tank cars with snow on top so Chinese satellites do not see them.|
|This is no bull it is a bull walking along the road.|
Saturday, October 19, 2013
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Wednesday, October 09, 2013
Monday, October 07, 2013
Past posts you fortunately may have missed
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- Halloween fog of the century covers Garbin Moraine...
- happy halloween
- quote for the day or is it for the rest of BO's te...
- What TWW wants for Christmas
- Ted Cruze joke -- actually an old joke relevent to...
- Exciting trip home from bulk food store down south...
- Out looking for proof of global warming but only f...
- First storm of the century of the year buries Garb...
- Fall starting to fade away
- ya gotta read this
- keeping JAJA the Elder happy
- Help BO feel your pain
- Finally some relief for the access road
- Another big thank you to our patrons
- Mrs. TWW's new phone bath
- JAJA the Elder comes up for a visit
- Leaves starting to turn
- Fuel for the firebug in the works
- TWW has not been ignoring you
- Health care reform and Garbin Moraine frequently a...
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