TWW is The Warped Woodturner who is a local artist living in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop 87). His mission is to use a wood lathe to make interesting but mostly useless objects from locally-sequestered carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but don't like that well. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well.

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Another season of successful freeloading

(about six bottles of beer somehow disappeared from the haul already)

TWW and Mrs TWW want to thank all of our patrons who have helped to make 2013 the best year ever for freeloading off the relatives and neighbors.  

Next year we hope to expand on our successes this year by advertising. Below is our first try at a want ad to put under 'Personal Services' along with the x-rated services one can find there. 

Possible want ad: 

"Attention seasonal residents:  Another year has passed and your friends are now gone for the year but have left all of the excess items they brought you.  The people at the Garbin Moraine Foundation feel your pain and have come up with a free service to help out. Just call us and we will come and pick up all of the extra alcoholic beverages you have left over as well as all food packages that have not been opened and take them off of your hands. We offer this as a free service free to the community.  'See you next year. " 

For a tutorial on successful freeloading see this link: http://warpedwoodturner.blogspot.com/search?updated-min=2005-01-01T00:00:00-06:00&updated-max=2006-01-01T00:00:00-06:00&max-results=1

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