A few days ago loyal viewers (all three of them) saw the photo of the newest addition to the family lounging in its kennel. Mrs TWW decided she did not want to allow TWW to keep his new pet so TWW had to let it go. The problem was TWW had to go to a sales pitch for when he gets old next March and could not afford to stink if he moved the kennel and got sprayed.
TWW called the WI DNR and they gave him the name of a professional trapper who agreed to come over and take care of the problem. After the guy showed up he and TWW talked about what to do about the black and white cat in the kennel. The trapper did not want the pelt since the price was not high enough to make it worthwhile to skin and tan it. TWW wondered if they should shoot the cat since they have rabies but the trapper said the population of these cats has dropped quite a bit so rabies was not a problem.
TWW decided since the cat was a fellow sentient creature the trapper should just release it since getting the angles right to hit the heart and lungs was extremely difficult from the outside of the kennel so the trapper covered the kennel, carried it about 200 feet away and propped the door open and walked away. When the trapper had walked back up the hill TWW went over to talk with him and saw the striped cat come running up the hill after the trapper. The trapper got in back of a mulch pile and the cat then started chasing TWW who ran up the ramp to the house and finally into the house as the cat kept coming after him. At the last moment the cat ran under the ramp. That was where it was planning togo all along. The moral of the story is screw the sentient being stuff and just dispatch the little bastards. Now TWW has a skunk living under this sidewalk for the winter unless he can figure out a way get it to move on without creating a stink.