The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Friday, September 28, 2012

The noses have it -- crackpot letter to the editor


Editor: 

The 2012 presidential election will be one where noses become even more important than in past elections. Of course we will need to again hold our noses when voting. But there is more. One candidate is a Mr. Blah who was born rich and got caught verbally looking down his nose while making disparaging comments about the people in the lower 47%. The other candidate has a rising nose problem that non-verbally communicates his true attitudes. At times he looks like a Roman emperor looking down on the unwashed masses when he speaks unless of course you can blame his teleprompter for telling him to raise his nose up since it attracts liberal voters who also like to look down on the uneducated masses. If you don't believe this watch closely the nose the next time the President speaks. And when the election finally arrives one of them may win by just a nose. 

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