The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Sunday, February 05, 2012

Odin and Sputnik Bowls

 These three are going to be given to Odin (Wikipedia says " Odin is a principal member of the Æsir (the major group of the Norse pantheon) and is associated with war, battle, victory and death..." so TWW hopes to pacify him.)


The bowl below is a Sputnik bowl since it bring back of memories of Butterfield where a Sputnik fell from the sky and landed in a tree on a farm near there when TWW was little.  This bowl is meant to be put on a table and filled with wrapped candies.  Next you get a  mark to pick up the bowl and all the candies fall through the open bottom. It is best not to do this when there is anything near the bowl on the table in case the mark panics and starts flailing his arms to stop the candies from falling out.  This type of bowl get high marks from the renew, reuse and recycle crowd since it is junk to throw away caused by a lack of attention on the part of a lathe operator.   




2 comments:

Anonymous said...

steady eddie here tww. maybe you could get rid of some of those bowls by giving them to jerry lee lewis....didnt he sing, 'great bowls of fire?' you know...shake it baby shake...shake it baby shake..come on over...a awhole lot of bowls goin down. maybe im wrong on that. maybe sell them for cereal bowls. you could put a whole lotta cocoa puffs in there. im gone

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