Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Another silly attempt to get guns off the street

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Another silly attempt to get guns off the street

TWW put this sign into his bathroom so if any visitor is packing heat she will have a problem since she cannot come out of the bathroom with the weapon. TWW will collect all weapons he finds left behind and donate them to places that melt them all down and make modern art sculptures that nobody can understand. Here is a link to one of those sculptures: http://www.flickr.com/photos/contusion/3085786491/