The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Monday, December 26, 2011

How to get into Gabrin Morain Manor



Several relatives had asked how they could get into Garbin Moraine Manor when TWW and  his wife are not home so we thought we'd reveal the information here in case they need to use the bathroom or whatever other reason they come up with. 


Steps: 

  • First retrieve the key. It is hanging from a nail under the seat in the outhouse.  Reach into the hole and feel around until you find it.
  • Next, wipe it off if needed, bring it over to the manor and insert it into the keyhole and turn. Be sure to get it into the right hole. 
  • Study the keypad above. 
  • If the alarm is set (status = 'away' (3))  then you need to get the status to 'home' (1) before the alarm goes off. 
  • You do this  by entering '1' to set the status then the secret code '6969'.  If you are successful you will hear a beep.  If not keep entering '16969' over and over again until it works.
  • If the alarm goes off just keep entering the code until the keypad takes the code. Sometimes you need to do this several times before it works. 
  • If the phone rings answer it. It may be the security company checking.  They will ask for the secret codeword.  We use 'screwyou' as our codeword.  If they tell you this is not the correct codeword keep repeating 'screwyou' over and over. The alarm company is in Pakistan and some of the customer service people do not speak good English. 
  • If by chance the alarm company sends the sheriff out and they get there before you leave tell them the code word also. Eventually you will find someone who knows what is going on and you will get the alarm shut off.  

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

steady eddie here...sounds like a dog gone good program to me. it sure beats leaving the note on the door which reads, "will be back in 20 minutes, Jerry". of course its faded so bad a person can hardly read it. the mice chewed the corner off, and it was rained on about 13 times in the last six months. keep up the good work there tww.

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