Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Don't let cold weather make you feel less of a man

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Don't let cold weather make you feel less of a man

Introducing the new Polar Jock. TWW plans on getting one soon. (The ad says it protects guys of any size).

Front view

Inside view

See this for more details: http://polarjock.wordpress.com/

Get yours before freezing yours off at the New Moon Ski shop in Hayward before the big race.