The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

A misunderstanding





Last Sunday TWW and Mrs. TWW went to a social event with the old friends from the Cities.  While at the event TWW got a belated present meant for the time when TWW went on his vision quest in early December last year.  Unfortunately the gift from Steady Eddie's Steady showed an immense misunderstanding.  While TWW thought the stay was a vision quest she mistakenly  thought it was a stay in the hospital for gender realignment surgery. The  present was meant to to match what to her mind was TWW's new life. The question is how to handle this delicate situation without hurting anybody's feelings. Any ideas? Besides all that it is the wrong size.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hey tww...lucky eddie here with some thoughts about steady eddie's steady and her gift. she isnt a
realigner...to her that means the pictures over the couch arent straight across at the top and it needs to be fixed....like right now. reassignment to her is when some second grader ate his spelling paper while crouched in the cloak room. he didnt want anyone to see it. the steady will pull a reassignment there. little percy has to do it all over again.

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