The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Sunday, January 10, 2010


After four years of friends and relatives being the butt of the blog jokes, they are starting to wise up and get even using Facebook. In this picture TWW is caught conveniently catching up on his sleep instead of helping to bake cookies which he will later eat. This kind of freeloading is not a good example of practicng the principles of freeloading which he espouses. You are always supposed to make people think you are deserving but this picture shows otherwise.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

nice picture there tww. you must be tired from climbing up onto that moraine each and every day or maybe even a couple of times a day. a moraine is, according to webester, a pile of debris. that must be like living on a dump site or something, like from the mines up nort. you can give it a fancy name, but its still a pile of debris. considering that...you look good. peace hfec

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