The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Are you honophobic??

  • Does it bother you when people do not wash their hand every 5 minutes?
  • Do sneezing people make you nervous?
  • Does the sight of a pig make you break out in a cold sweat?
  • Do you wear a mask even if it is not Halloween?
  • Do you avoid crowds?
  • Do you wash the handle of the cart in a store?
  • Do you use a paper towel to open the door in the restroom before you go out?
If you answer 'yes' to three or more of these questions then you are HONOphobic.

HONO is short for H 1 N 1. It's everywhere and honophobes are deathly afraid deepdown they are honos and either avoid honos or even resort to violence againsf honos.

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