The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Correction/Retraction


In an earlier post TWW complimented Sears saying how clever they were to get him to fix his own lathe after they sent out the parts rather than sending out a repairman. Today he called Sears to learn why the parts had not showed up. The woman who answered today was speaking English as a 2nd language which made him wonder if she was working the graveyard shift in Peking at an outsourced customer call center. She said Sears had to send out a repairman and could not send the parts. So Sears stockholders have TWW's apologies for saying how smart your company was.

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