The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Helping to save the planet (again)

Mrs. TWW said we needed an air conditioner so when global warming happened we would be prepared and now we finally have one.

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This is a new concept in forestry - the microforest. This forest of about 180 red pines takes up much less space than the outdated concept of putting the trees 10 feet apart.

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We have found a seedy side to Garbin Moraine. TWW has been locking up his trees and shrubs in cages instead of letting them run free. People in People for the Ethical Treatment of Trees (PETT) are sure to be outraged at this newly-discovered scandal.


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Anonymous said...

doggonit....looks like youre onto something there tww. keepin them darn trees caged is a great idea. i bet a side benefit is that the dog gone deers and stuff there aint a gonna eat on it. wonder if a fella could patent something like that. you might have to do that with the hedge too. kinda looks like it was out roaming around when you took the picture. live well and laugh often hfec

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