The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Friday, February 08, 2008

Global Warming Boots

These new global warming boots are dual purpose. First, you can wear them whenever you hear the global warming crowd predicting the end of the planet. Second, in case the global waming people are right and Greenland is really going to fall into the ocean and raise water levels you can wear these boots to keep your feet dry. Either way you have made a good purchase.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

They would be also very good to wear during this politcal year! Can you get them in a taller version? With the mud slinging and the sh$#* rising already I dont' think those are tall enough

Anonymous said...

Global warming? If you really want to worry about something, I would start worrying about global cooling...
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