TWW is The Warped Woodturner who is a local artist living in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop 87). His mission is to use a wood lathe to make interesting but mostly useless objects from locally-sequestered carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but don't like that well. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Friends of Garbin Moraine Fall Pledge Drive

For the pledge drive this fall we have several new membership categories plus great imperfect premiums (see the picture from yesterday) . To pledge call 1-800-SUC-KERS or leave a comment on this blog with your name, billing address and credit card number. Due to budget constraints we do not have a secure site so be sure to check your credit card bill and credit reports regularly if you pay with a credit card since anyone in the world can see your information. (due to technical problems you may have to slide this table sideways to read it).

Fall 2007 Garbin Moraine Pledge Levels

Pledge LevelDonation
Family$30Our sincere thanks
Our regular thanks

King Tut's Cronies


Five free drinks in the

King Tut Bar

(instead of having to bring your


Twisted Turners
One free imperfect bowl

Moraine Matrons

(a special class for women)


One imperfect bowl, two free days

stay at the Garbin Moraine Manor B &B

(all food and drinks free)

Garbin Gigolo$500
(call for details since this is a family site)
Garbin Moraine Special Friend
none (if you can afford this much you don't need any premiums)


Reverend Alan Gore said...

I, the Most Reverend Alan Gore, pledge 20,000 carbon credits to the very worthwhile cause of the FRIENDS OF GARBIN MORAINE FALL PLEDGE DRIVE. My best wishes and prayers to your efforts. May you be as successful in your scam as I am in mine.

TWW said...

TWW thanks the Very Reverend Algore for his generous pledge of intestinal gas. We will burn it in our masonry stove this winter.

Anonymous said...

Dear TWW,
Good idea burning intestinal gas, cause THEY don't want you using petroleum based products, they don't want you using coal and they don't want you using nukes, so that pretty much leaves us with intestinal gas.

Anonymous said...

You have this all wrong. You should be paying us to read this blog.

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