The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Coppice regeneration at its finest



Popple are a feminist's dream. They reproduce without males. They are a nighmare for the tree huggers since to get the popples to regenerate without males you need to clear cut so the sun can hit the new sprouts. These popple were clear cut in about 2003 after a windstorm and are thriving. The feminists have defeated the tree huggers. We are not sure what this means to the female tree huggers.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hfec wonders about the origin of your reproductive information. are you reading those oatmeal packets, or popsicle sticks again? hfec thought popples, like cottonwoods, are both male and female. that means they dont have to travel very far for a date. you know what im saying. it hard for them to get around, you understand. hfed has to ponder this further....and deeper.....and more conclusive.....and more informative.....and more.....im tired and im going to bed.

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