The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Free night's stay

Couples always welcome

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

hfec sez he has a gift certificate with no expiration date. perhaps he should invoke the free bee and hold the gift certificate. on the other hand, he realizes there is no such thing as a 'free lunch'.
perhaps you would expect help splitting wood or sawing slices of that hill billy bread you were baking. or are you using the loafs to hold up the deck?

Anonymous said...

TWW's B & B discriminates. Only creatures small enough to fit in the live trap get to stay for free. All coupons have expired. We regret any inconvenience this may cause you. - TWW

Anonymous said...

hfec sez there is an obscure wis. law which explicitly prohibits expiration of coupons. check it out yourself. or....perhaps assign it to 'the committee' of two as stated previously. keep me posted on the post where i too can post if i care to post or even want to post with an expireeee. stay well, take care, you mite see me some day. for now good riddins im gone

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