TWW is The Warped Woodturner who is a local artist living in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop 87). His mission is to use a wood lathe to make interesting but mostly useless objects from locally-sequestered carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but don't like that well. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well.

Saturday, December 13, 2014

New Gullibility test

Christian Anti-Masturbation Group’s Mascot Arrested For Public Masturbation

Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin seen here speaking to children about the dangers and consequences of masturbation.
Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin seen here at Westview Elementary School in Apple Valley, Minnesota while on his 31-city nationwide anti-masturbation school tour.
Phoenix, AZ — In an ironic twist of a fate, a mascot for a Christian anti-masturbation group was arrested Sunday for masturbating in public. The organization recently finished a federally funded 31-city nationwide school tourwhich it says focused on educating both children and parents about the dangerous consequences of masturbation.
Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, whose real name is 35-year-old Paul Horner, was arrested on Sunday atMetta Yoga in Phoenix after employees notified police about a man with no pants on peering through office windows. 


Here is a test for you:  If you think this story is true you must have liberal values; if not then there is hope for you. If you search for more information then there is even more hope for you and you may even become a libertarian. But in the end it does not matter if this is true or not since like the Martin, Brown, Duke lacrosse and other stories they forward a cause and if you think they are not true you are racist, sexist, homophobic and who knows what else. 

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