TWW is The Warped Woodturner who is a local artist living in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop 87). His mission is to use a wood lathe to make interesting but mostly useless objects from locally-sequestered carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but don't like that well. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well.

Wednesday, October 08, 2014

ALERT: New terrorist threat discovered

TWW has kept contact with some of his former colleagues in the intell community and recently learned something startling.  Terrorists are being planted in the companies who sell on the Internet and ship products using inflatable plastic bubbles. 

The next time you get one of these packages with the plastic bubbles inside DO NOT punch a hole in the bag. Instead put the bag in a box to protect it and put in in the trash. That way if there is poison gas inside the bubbles the people who work for the garbage company or at the landfill will be the ones exposed to the poinsons and not you. This information has been verified by 

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