The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Monday, February 24, 2014

Global warming causes dishwasher to stop working

For some reason the dishwasher started flashing green lights on Saturday night and stopped working. AGW is the only logical explanation since the area has been blanketed with snow caused by the polar vortex being sent south by greenhouse gases. Fortunately there are web sites to help fix these outbursts of bad things so by going there TWW learned what to do to fix the problem for now. 

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