TWW is The Warped Woodturner who is a local artist living in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop 87). His mission is to use a wood lathe to make interesting but mostly useless objects from locally-sequestered carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but don't like that well. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well.

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Another gullibility test? (perhaps not. they got it right on John Edwards but who knows)

 “You can bet after learning about his love nest that Michelle will be filling his Christmas stocking with coal – but better that than divorce papers.”


Sunday, December 14, 2014

new anti-gullibility traing video

So after you see the video will you be more or less likely to assume things about the law enforcement people when the next shooting of an unarmed person occurs or was the video an attempt to make you more gullible?

Saturday, December 13, 2014

New Gullibility test

Christian Anti-Masturbation Group’s Mascot Arrested For Public Masturbation

Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin seen here speaking to children about the dangers and consequences of masturbation.
Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin seen here at Westview Elementary School in Apple Valley, Minnesota while on his 31-city nationwide anti-masturbation school tour.
Phoenix, AZ — In an ironic twist of a fate, a mascot for a Christian anti-masturbation group was arrested Sunday for masturbating in public. The organization recently finished a federally funded 31-city nationwide school tourwhich it says focused on educating both children and parents about the dangerous consequences of masturbation.
Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, whose real name is 35-year-old Paul Horner, was arrested on Sunday atMetta Yoga in Phoenix after employees notified police about a man with no pants on peering through office windows. 

Here is a test for you:  If you think this story is true you must have liberal values; if not then there is hope for you. If you search for more information then there is even more hope for you and you may even become a libertarian. But in the end it does not matter if this is true or not since like the Martin, Brown, Duke lacrosse and other stories they forward a cause and if you think they are not true you are racist, sexist, homophobic and who knows what else. 

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Can George Zimmerman apply for this program too?

"ST. LOUIS  •   Dorian Johnson, who rose to fame as a witness to Michael Brown's fatal encounter with Ferguson police officer Darren Wilson, has been hired to do work for the city of St. Louis.
Jeff Rainford, Mayor Francis Slay's chief of staff, has confirmed that Johnson was hired under a state grant through the city's Agency on Training and Employment, or SLATE.
Officials said he is doing work for the city. The job, listed as a temporary position, pays about $8.50 an hour.
Rainford said Johnson met the low income eligibility requirements for the hiring.  " 

Sunday, November 30, 2014

It seems like the news story TWW has been hearing lately dropped the 'unarmed' part of the story

Perhaps this explanation is why but TWW doubts it. "Let them who have ears hear" but they don't really want to listen :) There is value in exploiting tragedies or confirming one's own beliefs regardless of the 'facts'. 


Friday, November 28th, 2014
Much of America, including CNN’s Attorney Sunny Hostin, can’t seem to grasp how Officer Darren Wilson could have been justified in shooting an ostensibly unarmed man.  If Ms. Hostin got through law school without learning the definition of “disparity of force,” well, she wouldn’t be the first to do so.
DISPARITY OF FORCE is the legal principle which recognizes that even without a per se weapon, a violent attacker may have such a physical advantage over the intended victim that if the assault is allowed to continue, the totality of the circumstances indicate that the victim is likely to be killed or crippled. This authorizes the victim to use an actual deadly weapon in self-defense. That situation would exist if the attacker was significantly larger and/or stronger than the victim.  It would exist if the attacker had complete freedom of movement and leverage, and the victim did not, a situation known as “position of advantage.” Another element that could create disparity of force would be that the victim was already handicapped or injured, even in the course of the instant assault, impairing the victim’s ability to fight back, escape, or evade or block continuing blows.  ALL OF THESE WERE PRESENT WHEN THE 292-POUND MICHAEL BROWN WAS SMASHING OFFICER WILSON IN THE HEAD WHILE WILSON HAD VERY LIMITED RANGE OF MOVEMENT INSIDE THE PATROL CAR."

source for the rest of the article:

Food for thought:

So why aren't the people in Milwaukee rioting like in Ferguson? They may have a bettter reason to do so given the case.

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Quote for the day

Talking about the events in Ferguson, MO someone said "they weren't looters; they were undocumented shoppers" 

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Two bowl series

The first series is the original TWW working class bowl type made of cheap popple meant for the tourists or people who have to buy gifts for people they do not like that much. 

The new series is chic bowls made of aspen (like in Colorado) for upscale gift giving where money is more important than what the gift recipient gets. 

Who says there is no equal opportunity in Ferguson?

Notice the skin color of the people in the photo. More than half are white.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Should he be punished ? Another woman accuses Bill C of sexual assault

"No one knows, of course, whether the 20-year-old accusation is true. But several witnesses have come forward to say Ms. Broaddrick told them..... One friend also says she saw the grossly swollen upper lip blamed ..." 

Read this for more details: the newspaper story

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Quote of the day

"There’s little point in trying to get the truth across to those who are on a mission that doesn't involve the truth." - Sharyl Attkisson

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Is she for real or paranoid?

"So a government-related entity has infiltrated my computer, email, and likely my smartphones, and that included illegally planting classified documents in a possible attempt to lay the groundwork to eventually entrap or frame me . . . or someone who talks to me ? As it begins to sink in, I think of the whistleblowers and sources who have spoken to me over the past two years, often confidentially. By having well-placed sources help me discover this infiltration, did I just dodge a bullet? Did I get them before they got me?"

Attkisson, Sharyl (2014-11-04). Stonewalled: My Fight for Truth Against the Forces of Obstruction, Intimidation, and Harassment in Obama's Washington (Kindle Locations 4141-4144). HarperCollins. Kindle Edition. 

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Gullibility test

Are the guys in the video the gullible ones or the people who believe the video?

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

2nd (?) storm of the century of the year

Trailer awaiting broken snow blower.

Snow blower awaiting trip to emergency room after TWW broke it after only  using it for 1.25 hours.

People at the emergency room said they could weld it to fix it or put a new impeller in but they were back ordered at the factory and not available for who knows how long.

Thursday, November 06, 2014

Wednesday, November 05, 2014

What ever happened to fairness in this country?

"ABC News Chief White House Correspondent Jon Karl reported that according to WH officials “the president will move forward with an executive order on immigration reform “no matter how big a shellacking Democrats get tonight” during ABC’s Election coverage on Tuesday."

Commentary: Remember when people stood in line, filled out all the proper forms, took classes on what it meant to be American,   learned English and then were sworn in as citizens?  Now all some people have to do is walk across the border and they get in for free it seems. Is it fair?

TWW's election commentary

Thank the heavens America does not have a parliamentary system. 

Monday, November 03, 2014

Latest in negative advertising

Was it produced by the Democrats or the KKK?

View image on Twitter

only one day until people can vote guilt-free

President BO is not on the ballot. Let's see now Affirmative Action gave us Clarence Thomas, Sarah Palin and the President.  Will it give us Hillary too? Stay tuned.... 

Monday, October 27, 2014

Good food, good wine and good friend (especially since she brought all three)

In case you are new to this blog you need to go to the very first entry to understand what Country Freeloading is all about.   See written back in the days when TWW was called TWWT. You can understand why the name was changed since it rhymed with twit. 

Ms MJG reminiscing with Mrs. TWW about the days in Robbinsdale.

The bread

Rest of the spread

The wine

Some wine after Mrs. TWW decide to create a red a Rorschach ink spot

Ms MJG gets four premium premiums for her generous donation to the cause (see the article if you want to know about premiums)

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Pornography may not be definable but you know it when you see it

Bush lied twice

First he said there were WMDs in Iraq. Second he lied or perhaps covered-up the fact there really were WMDs in Iraq. see:

"ISIS Likely Captured Iraqi Chemical Weapons, New York Times Confirms

Posted: Updated: 
WASHINGTON -- A New York Times report confirms that the U.S. government knew that an Iraqi facility now controlled by the Islamic State militant organization likely contained deadly chemical weapons -- a finding reported by The Huffington Post on Monday."  at:

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

So what does this mean?

Who do you think put this on the Internet?

Was it:

  • Planned Parenthood advocating postpartum abortions?
  • An anti-immigration group saying we need to seal the border (the photos came from a Mexican person's Facebook page)
  • A pro-gun group saying it is OK since his hand is not on the trigger
  • An anti-violence group to prove nobody should own guns in the US
  • A drug cartel saying they mean business
  • A GBLT group saying it is homophobic behavior
original source of photos:

Wednesday, October 08, 2014

ALERT: New terrorist threat discovered

TWW has kept contact with some of his former colleagues in the intell community and recently learned something startling.  Terrorists are being planted in the companies who sell on the Internet and ship products using inflatable plastic bubbles. 

The next time you get one of these packages with the plastic bubbles inside DO NOT punch a hole in the bag. Instead put the bag in a box to protect it and put in in the trash. That way if there is poison gas inside the bubbles the people who work for the garbage company or at the landfill will be the ones exposed to the poinsons and not you. This information has been verified by 

Tuesday, October 07, 2014

first snow storm of the century of the year due to climate change last Saturday

Adding this post was due to sotrm-related problems. TWW apologizes for the delay.

Wednesday, October 01, 2014

gift idea for Christmas for your kids

This cool app lets them document their consent.  If you can get their password you can find out who they were fooling around with.

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Innovative approach to WI voter ID law

"APPLETON, Wis. (AP) – Wisconsin officials are working to better serve the rapidly growing Hispanic community in the state, with a little help from the Mexican Consulate in Chicago.
A mobile version of the Chicago-based office issued passports and consular identification cards to hundreds of Mexican nationals at an Appleton church last week, Post-Crescent Media reported. About 800 people took advantage of the services at First English Lutheran Church from last Wednesday to Saturday, according to Alfredo Gomez Sepulveda, a coordinator of the consulate’s mobile program.
About once a month, the mobile office visits a Wisconsin city to renew Mexican passports and consular identification cards, saving thousands of people from having to take a trip to Chicago. The consulate has served more than 9,900 Mexican nationals so far in 2014 by offering services in Appleton, Beloit, Green Bay, Kenosha, Milwaukee, Racine and Waukesha, according to Sepulveda.
“It’s more than a three-hour trip to Chicago and the passport is the primary form of ID. So it’s a service that the Chicago consulate provides … to attend to Mexican nationals over here,” Sepulveda said."

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