Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Mrs. TWW's new phone bath

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Monday, October 07, 2013

Mrs. TWW's new phone bath

You have heard of bird baths but have you ever heard of a phone bath? This is Mrs. TWW's new phone bath. Any time she needs to wash her phone she puts in in the phone bath. The phone gets dirty sitting on the carpet so the phone bath comes in real handy. And it was a cheap Christmas present to boot.