TWW is The Warped Woodturner who is a local artist living in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop 87). His mission is to use a wood lathe to make interesting but mostly useless objects from locally-sequestered carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but don't like that well. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well.

Monday, September 30, 2013

After they shut down the government they will declare war on women again

The Republicans and their conservative allies in Saudia Arabia will be trying to keep women from driving again. Read on:

Saudi Cleric Tells Women That Driving Will Damage Their Ovaries
October 26 is gearing up to be a landmark moment for women in Saudi Arabia, many of whom are expected to drive their own cars that day in order to protest the country's de facto ban on female drivers."  Read more at:

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Unfortunate irony of the week

It was hard for the fire department to put out the fire when it was the building with all the fire trucks inside.

Friday, September 27, 2013

One bad apple spoils the lot?

Latest home improvement project to combat lack of life fulfillment due to rotten apples. The shelves will hopefully keep the apples around longer for Mrs. TWW's breakfasts since the apples won't touch each other. One more tree left to pick before winter but beautiful day today. 

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Another season of successful freeloading

(about six bottles of beer somehow disappeared from the haul already)

TWW and Mrs TWW want to thank all of our patrons who have helped to make 2013 the best year ever for freeloading off the relatives and neighbors.  

Next year we hope to expand on our successes this year by advertising. Below is our first try at a want ad to put under 'Personal Services' along with the x-rated services one can find there. 

Possible want ad: 

"Attention seasonal residents:  Another year has passed and your friends are now gone for the year but have left all of the excess items they brought you.  The people at the Garbin Moraine Foundation feel your pain and have come up with a free service to help out. Just call us and we will come and pick up all of the extra alcoholic beverages you have left over as well as all food packages that have not been opened and take them off of your hands. We offer this as a free service free to the community.  'See you next year. " 

For a tutorial on successful freeloading see this link:

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Bi Bi Hillary? (probably not since men just don't get it)

"I just know what Bill told me and that was that he was aware that Hillary was bisexual and he didn’t care. He should know." (that is Jennifer Flower talking in an interview)

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Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Monday, September 16, 2013

Have you been getting any lately? BO wants to know

"‘Are you sexually active? If so, with one partner, multiple partners or same-sex partners?”
Be ready to answer those questions and more the next time you go to the doctor, whether it’s the dermatologist or the cardiologist and no matter if the questions are unrelated to why you’re seeking medical help. And you can thank the Obama health law.
“This is nasty business,” says New York cardiologist Dr. Adam Budzikowski. He called the sex questions “insensitive, stupid and very intrusive.” He couldn’t think of an occasion when a cardiologist would need such information — but he knows he’ll be pushed to ask for it.
The president’s “reforms” aim to turn doctors into government agents, pressuring them financially to ask questions they consider inappropriate and unnecessary, and to violate their Hippocratic Oath to keep patients’ records confidential."

Picture a web site with leaked information on it like the kind Bradley Manning stole but this time from healthcare electronic records.

Friday, September 13, 2013

Life enrichment through consumption

TWW decided to replace his two 25 year old file cabinets that could no longer hold files bought from a consignment place in Mpls file cabinets with a new one and found one for $40 off with free delivery. He is not going to mention the name of the company so NSA won't know it. The delivery company left the box by the garage and did not ring the doorbell and it rained on delivery day.  Fortunately the box did not get wet. The box had some holes but did not appear damages too bad.  Below are some pictures of the new file cabinet. 

This is what TWW ordered: 

This is what he got: 

The company was willing to send a truck out to take the cabinet back and TWW could order a new one (not sure at what price) but could not guarantee the replacement would arrive undamaged. TWW is taking the broken file cabinet back to a store 40 miles away and getting a replacement one there and haul it home safely (he hopes) on Saturday to help limit CO2 emissions from big trucks. 

Saturday, September 07, 2013

We don't want to be thought of as racist so we don't criticize BO

"Another reason some Hollywood progressives have been reticent to speak out against war in Syria, according to Asner, is fear of being called racist." 


Friday, September 06, 2013

Time to feel sorry for liberals?

"He points to an article published by The Daily Caller that alleges the communications actually showed Syrian officers were surprised by the alleged chemical weapon attack. The communications, according to unnamed sources paraphrased in article, were intercepted by Israeli intelligence and "doctored so that it leads a reader to just the opposite conclusion." "


Why feel sorry for liberals?  Well, affirmative action which they like gave them an underqualified president and now he has betrayed them just as badly as Bush and Chaney did the rest of us so they could invade Iraq.

Monday, September 02, 2013

Thanks Marisa

Above is what remains of Mrs. TWW's birthday cake.  Mrs. TWW wants to thank Marisa Olsin of Grundy Center, Iowa for making her wish come true. What happened was Mrs. TWW was unhappy since her husband would not get her a birthday cake so she went online to the Wishful Whining Wives forum and complained about it.  Mrs. Oslin down in Iowa made Mrs. TWW's wish come true by wiring a cake to a local store where Mrs. TWW's sister-in-laws picked it up. (Thanks to them as well). 

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