TWW is The Warped Woodturner who is a local artist living in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop 87). His mission is to use a wood lathe to make interesting but mostly useless objects from locally-sequestered carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but don't like that well. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

A psalm for modern times


Source: http://townhall.com/columnists/douggiles/2012/11/25/psalm_666_the_state_is_my_shepherd_i_shall_not_want

A Psalm of Obama

(To be sung by children, K-12, every morning of their seven-day school week.)*

The State is my shepherd,

I shall not want.

It makes me lie down in federally owned pastures.

It leads me beside quiet waters in banned fishing areas.

It restores my soul through its control.

It guides me in the path of dependency for its namesake.

Even though our nation plunges into the valley of the shadow of debt,

I will fear no evil,

For Barack will be with me.

The Affordable Care Act and food stamps,

They comfort me.

You prepare a table of Michelle Obama approved foods before me in the presence of my Conservative and Libertarian enemies.

You anoint my head with hemp oil;

My government regulated 16-ounce cup overflows.

Surely mediocrity and an entitlement mentality will follow me

All the days of my life,

And I will dwell in a low-rent HUD home forever and ever.

Amen. 

A question for the pollsters


"Dealers attributed the continuing gun surge to a variety of factors, including an increase in women buyers and concerns that lawmakers in President Barack Obama’s second term could impose stricter gun laws. Obama did not offer any such proposals during the campaign."

If the women are buying guns why did they vote for BO who will try to take them away:) 

source:  http://www.hattiesburgamerican.com/article/20121127/NEWS01/121126018?gcheck=1&nclick_check=1

Monday, November 26, 2012

Global warming may be gone for the season


SPRINGBROOK WI

Daily occasional quiz of the day


Who said: "Recently, Obama has been re-elected for a 2nd term by an illiterate society and he is ready to continue his lies of less taxes while he raises them. He gives speeches of peace and love in the world while he promotes wars as he did in Egypt, Libya and Syria. He plans his next war is with Iran as he fires or demotes his generals who get in the way.|"

Possible Answers: 
a)Rush Limbaugh
b)Paul Ryan
c)Mitt Romney
d)Barry Obama
e)Joseph Biden
f)Pravda


see the link for the correct answer: http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/19-11-2012/122849-obama_soviet_mistake-0/
 

Friday, November 23, 2012

Black Friday turns white


Reverse discrimination?


"Deer attacks two men, then takes man's cigarettes"


see http://www.ketknbc.com/news/deer-attacks-two-men-then-takes-mans-cigarettes

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Happy Black Friday


Turkey with winter harvest





Have a greed filled day as you fight over the bargain priced merchandise in the name of love for their family. 

Something for pedophilic deehunters to be thankful for




Tuesday, November 20, 2012

White men not wanted?

Below is part of a survey by Obama/Biden. It asks what 'constituency' group you belong to.  Possible answers include minorities but not whites.  Women are included but not men.  Any idea what it means?   See below:

source:  https://my.barackobama.com/page/s/supporter-feedback-G-one

------------------------the form---------------------------------------------------------------

Sunday, November 18, 2012

More coming together as Americans

The liberals put up signs saying gun owners (with hidden guns) are not welcome and helped to create a new minority group and of course we have the 1% (both hated and envied like black people were in the past). Now some gun store owner has come up with a  way to keep the 47% people out of his place.

see: http://freedomoutpost.com/2012/11/gun-store-owner-to-obama-voters-your-business-is-not-welcome/



ps.   Just wait until you start seeing 'Lutefisk Eaters Not Welcome' signs.   "Today, more lutefisk is consumed in Wisconsin than in Norway." source: http://www.globejotting.com/make-love-not-lutefisk/

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Friday, November 16, 2012

Obama's turn to be called a liar

Bush lied. Cheney lied....and now it seems only fair to say the same about BO

""What is clear is that this administration, including the president himself, has intentionally misinformed -- read that, lied -- to the American people in the aftermath of this tragedy," said Rep. Dana Rohrabacher of California, a GOP member of the House Foreign Affairs committee that on Thursday convened a panel of experts not directly connected with the Benghazi attack. "The arrogance and dishonesty reflected in all of this is a little bit breathtaking."

see:http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/15/politics/benghazi-hearings/index.html

ps. maybe none of them did

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Let them (he means 'us' on the dole) eat cookies not cake


"Would a ‘chained’ inflation index result in big benefit cuts for Social Security?

 at 06:00 AM ET, 11/13/2012

When President Obama tried to reach a “grand bargain” with Republicans on the deficit in 2011, he floated the idea of changing the cost-of-living adjustment for Social Security benefits from the traditional consumer price index (CPI-W) to something called a “chained CPI.”
 Essentially, that means an assumption is made that when prices rise, people will turn to a less expensive product, such as buying chicken instead of beef.  Thus, the chained index tries to take into account how people react to inflated prices."
see: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fact-checker/post/would-a-chained-inflation-index-result-in-big-benefit-cuts-for-social-security/2012/11/12/489e54c6-2d1f-11e2-a99d-5c4203af7b7a_blog.html?tid=pm_politics_pop
Cake eaters quote is supposedly from a woman who lost her head over it but may never had said it.  TWW learned that just now but in his defense he attended public schools:) 

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Now it is angry white women


"PHOENIX (Reuters) - An Arizona woman, in despair at the re-election of Democratic President Barack Obama, ran down her husband with the family car in suburban Phoenix on Saturday because he failed to vote in the election, police said on Monday.
Holly Solomon, 28, was arrested after running over husband Daniel Solomon following a wild chase that left him pinned underneath the vehicle."  see: http://news.yahoo.com/arizona-woman-runs-down-husband-car-not-voting-045426220.html

Joke of the day

How do they reward you if you throw your military medals over the wall at the White House and claim your fellow soldiers are killing women and children. Well in BO-land they make you Secretary of Defense.  see: http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/obama-considers-john-kerry-for-job-of-defense-secretary/2012/11/12/8a0e973a-2d02-11e2-a99d-5c4203af7b7a_story.html

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Question of the day

"when voters are demeaned, ridiculed and insulted they tend to vote in larger numbers than expected against those who demean, ridicule and insult them."

see: http://thehill.com/blogs/pundits-blog/presidential-campaign/266787-dear-matt-drudge-stop-the-race-stories

So the question of the day is assuming the quote above is correct, how much did the Republicans demean and how much did the Democrats convince people they were being demeaned when the Republicans talked about entitlements? 

The above quote must also mean the newest minority group,  the 1%ers,  must have voted in mass this year but unlike other minorities there aren't enough of them to matter. All of the anti-rich people ads run against Romney surely motivated them. 

Full disclosure: In December TWW gets his Medicare card to which he is fully entitled since he paid in a miniscule amount into the program compared to how much he plans on getting back.  And again he says "thank you" to the younger generation for supporting him in old age. 

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Uncle Samta Claus is broke

Right-wing Rush L is saying the last election was lost because it is hard to run against Santa Claus who give you things. (This works both ways since the GOP people gives people things too like lower taxes).  

Here is a fitting song for looking at the federal government as Santa and wonder what the future holds: 

Try to see it my way sing along

"Most voters feel it’s more important for Republicans to work with President Obama than stand up for what their party believes in. GOP voters overwhelmingly disagree, even as their party’s congressional leaders reach out to Obama to make a budget deal." 

see: http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2012/election_2012_presidential_election/november_2012/most_want_gop_to_work_with_obama_gop_voters_disagree

TWW rants: Would the same people say it is more important for President BO to work with the GOP rather than stand up for what his party believes in (like soaking the rich as much as possible on taxes)? 

The Beatles have the answer: 




Friday, November 09, 2012

The nanny state wins; the children lose but don't know it?

 "In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?" - right-wing Rush Limbough snarling at the 47%

Good thing TWW's Social Security and Medicare are now safe from R & R and there are loads of young people who voted for BO out there who will pay for it all (and pay even more if they become successful) and not be able to save for their own retirements. People get the government they deserve??

"Our government is $16 trillion in debt, a figure that rises to over $100 trillion if you include all the unfunded liabilities to cover the cost of promises politicians have made. This problem was not created by the Obama administration spending policies or the Bush tax cuts. Both parties have worked together for decades to create an unsustainable level of spending. "  -  Scott Rasmussen (the poll guy)

Thursday, November 08, 2012

Were the paranoid gun owners right?


"(Reuters) - Hours after U.S. President Barack Obama was re-elected, the United States backed a U.N. committee's call on Wednesday to renew debate over a draft international treaty to regulate the $70 billion global conventional arms trade.

U.N. delegates and gun control activists have complained that talks collapsed in July largely because Obama feared attacks from Republican rival Mitt Romney if his administration was seen as supporting the pact, a charge Washington denies."

see: http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/11/07/us-arms-treaty-un-idUSBRE8A627J20121107

update: Reid v. Covert354 U.S. 1 (1957), was a landmark United States Supreme Court case in which the Court ruled that the Constitution supersedes international treaties ratified by the United States Senate. According to the decision, "this Court has regularly and uniformly recognized the supremacy of the Constitution over a treaty," although the case itself was with regard to an executive agreement, not a "treaty" in the U.S. legal sense, and the agreement itself has never been ruled unconstitutional.  --- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reid_v._Covert

Will the people BO appoints to the Supreme Court overturn this so the UN can take away 'rights'. 

Wednesday, November 07, 2012

Can you hear the 1% singing?

Thought for the next four years



OBAMA  54,773,837*
ROMNEY 53,716,689
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        1,057,148 or so


Estimates are there are 10,000,000 illegal immigrants in the US. How many of them voted for Obama who promised immigration reform? 

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

Quote of the day: "I never had ..x with that woman"


"Clinton asks Philadelphia crowd: ‘Who wants a president who will knowingly, repeatedly tell you something he knows isn’t true?’ "


Renew, reuse, recycle

Mrs. TWW had her bathroom remodeled recently with help from someone in the remodeling branch of the Q & D Erection Company LLC. 

Here was the customer request: 


Here is the work to date. TWW needs to get a new floor register and some tile cut for the floor and touch up the wood with stain.  




Monday, November 05, 2012

Latest Republican attack ad

Notice the President is not wearing his dress for BS outfit in this ad.

Sunday, November 04, 2012

Ever wonder why?

The government stole an hour from us last Spring and now they are giving it back two days before an election to make us happy?


Saturday, November 03, 2012

The fairness campaign spreads to NYC

On March 3rd TWW was ranting about the nonsensical fairness campaign up in Duluth (see: http://warpedwoodturner.blogspot.com/2012/03/another-failed-attempt-at-social.html)

It appears as if Hurricane Sandy has helped spread the fairness campaign to NYC. One of the campaigners is quoted as saying " "Look, they've been looting our wallets for too long," said a young male who claimed he helped himself to a TV at the Rent-A-Center....“It's about time we start taking this sh—back," the youth, who identified himself as Jesse James, told the Daily News.


Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/looters-target-coney-island-sandy-article-1.1195080#ixzz2BAMgDAzv

One of the fairness campaigner's is shown getting his 15 minutes of fame in this photo: http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1195097.1351705879!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/article-looting2-1031.jpg

Friday, November 02, 2012

Right-wing image of the day


Dress for BS


Notice the Air Force One jacket. We can hardly wait for Mitt Romney to dress like a street person and go rummaging through the trash bins in NYC to show he is working for the common good. Four days and counting; 13 days before the recall is over; two months for the court cases to settle.  Then four more years of the same old, same old.  TWW is tired of this scatology and it is showing:)  

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