Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Practice exercise in case of alien invasion

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Sunday, September 02, 2012

Practice exercise in case of alien invasion

Take note aliens: Garbin Moraine will not stand still by and allow you to take away our country. GM held its second Labor Day Alien Eradication Practice Event this weekend. Below are some action photos. Please note the identities of members of the Garden Moraine Militia were withheld for security reasons. The photos don't show it since TWW and his camera could not catch any of the UFOs being shot down but rest assured many of them were. Next year the GM Militia will practice shooting down drones.