The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Saturday, March 03, 2012

Changing hair color

TWW and Mrs. Anonymous have a niece who recently changed the color of her hair from blond to a nice dark color.

TWW asked her why she did that and she said "I wanted to leave home".

TWW was puzzled so he asked why she could not leave home as a blond.

She answered "I have a circular driveway".

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