TWW is The Warped Woodturner who is a local artist living in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop 87). His mission is to use a wood lathe to make interesting but mostly useless objects from locally-sequestered carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but don't like that well. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well.

Saturday, March 31, 2012

The patriarchy lives

Once again the father's decides the race or ethnic group. We have President Obama and Tiger Woods with black fathers and mothers who are not. And now we have George Zimmerman with a white father and Peruvian mother but George counts as white. This is the inconvenient truth the people with liberal values have to live with: the patriarchy lives.

Friday, March 30, 2012

Yard sign of the day

One candidate for WI governor is Kathleen Falk.  Below is one of her yard signs.

Not worth the paper it is printed on

This was too good for TWW to tweet since he has no followers.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Did this story make it to the BIG MEDIA?

" pastor who was once the chapter president of the Garland, Texas NAACP called Jackson and Sharpton “race hustlers” and said they are “acting as though they are buzzards circling the carcass of this young boy.”

Read more:

Notice how leaving out a word may have given this story a different meaning.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Capitalism lives on -- T-shirt for sale

Now it the Women Against Walker - War not yet declared

This press release means people can no longer call TWW Mrs. Anonymous's  sugar daddy.




WisDems: Women Against Walker call on Rebecca Kleefisch to apologize for use of slur against Kathleen Falk

Contact: Melissa Baldauff, WisDems Research Director 

MADISON - Following is the statement of the Democratic Party of Wisconsin's "Women Against Walker" group, in response to Rebecca Kleefisch's use of an anti-woman slur against gubernatorial candidate Kathleen Falk. 

"This weekend, extremist Scott Walker apologist Rebecca Kleefisch used deplorable language to describe Kathleen Falk, using the term "sugar daddy." This vulgar term has been used to demean women for years and, considering that Kleefisch has expressed outrage over language used against her, we find it especially ironic that she cannot see fit to use the same standard she applies to others. 

What is almost as offensive as her out-of-bounds rhetoric, for which she must apologize, is how she ignores the harm that Scott Walker's policies have done to women, on everything from reproductive health to equal pay. Rebecca Kleefisch looks to be a willing soldier in Scott Walker's war against women, using harmful words to cover up Walker's harmful policies."

Sanity or not ?

"The conservative black pastor who was once the chapter president of the Garland, Texas NAACP called Jackson and Sharpton “race hustlers” and said they are “acting as though they are buzzards circling the carcass of this young boy.” Read more:

A little sanity in the wars?

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Garbin Moraine Action Pictures

Firewood almost moved from west side of driveway. 

Trespassing at neighbors to make sure all was OK.

White birds (snow geese?) in Swamp Lake

Sandhill cranes hiding from hunters in Swamp Lake.

Neighbor's place still intact except for tree on top of shed. 

Some sort of hawk over Swamp Lake. 

Lilacs coming out way too early. 

Firewood for next year almost 75% moved.  

Electronic lynchings aren't just in Florida

There was a shooting of a person similar to the current circus in Florida but few people have heard much about it out of the local area.  Friends and family wanted revenge but the police and district attorney  would not cooperate. Sound familiar? The interesting part was a poll (as in electronic lynch mob) showing people who answered the poll wanted 'justice'.  A large majority said the homeowner should be charged. (unfortunately TWW cannot find the poll anymore). 

Use this link to see what the district attorney said to justify not charging the person who shot the 'victim' : Use this link  (it will open in a new window).

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Great Father's Day Gift

see: for details.

Amazon is out of this book so you may have to look around on how to order it.

Stand your ground vs. sexual harassment

"The Florida law states:
(3) A person who is not engaged in an unlawful activity and who is attacked in any other place where he or she has a right to be has no duty to retreat and has the right to stand his or her ground and meet force with force, including deadly force if he or she reasonably believes it is necessary to do so to prevent death or great bodily harm to himself or herself or another or to prevent the commission of a forcible felony."
TWW learned in sexual harassment training that sexual harassment is in the eyes of the beholder but they never said anything about  the victim being reasonable. Once again the scales are falling from TWW's eyes. Just wait until womyn start shooting their sexual harassers since they believe they face bodily harm....well then maybe that is not such a bad idea........

Quote of the day

Headline: "

Wanted Dead or Alive Poster Issued for George Zimmerman by New Black Panther Party"  

"Yesterday afternoon at a press conference, the New Black Panther Party for Self-Defense circulated a “wanted dead or alive” poster for George Zimmerman for shooting to death a Florida teenager four weeks ago. "


Now here is the quote of the day "After the news conference Ms. Azarucquoi told a journalist, “This heart of mine is sick when a kid gets killed because his skin is different from the skin of the guy who shoots him.”


  • Why don't white liberal people get as outraged by the number of young black men killing each other but then show outrage when a white person kills a black kid?  More double standards at work?  
  • What ever happened to the post racial society the media promised us?
  • see: . This link is from Media Matters criticizing potty-mouth Limbough back when he was just a hate monger saying "History will show that the election of Obama, this period, will be a giant step backwards in race relations" .  Was Pottymouth right? 
  • Past blog entries have talked about the wars against womyn, Republican women etc. Are we starting to see the opening battles between the races?  
  • And of course we cannot talk about race without quoting Jessie Jackson who said " There is nothing more painful to me at this stage in my life than to walk down the street and hear footsteps and start thinking about robbery. Then look around and see somebody white and feel relieved.... After all we have been through. Just to think we can't walk down our own streets, how humiliating."   Where is the liberal outrage here?
  • end of venting

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Protest against evolution in college class

 Another gray rainy day on Garbin Moraine.  The best part about this video is the picture of the many people with phones filming the action.

Someone stole the new town hall - a UFO?

The new town hall used to be on the lett side of this picture and the Internet never lies. 

source: file:///C:/Users/BP%20STAND.Bruce-PC/Downloads/FNBWA/FNBWA%20WEB%20PAGE/Kohler%20Ln,%20Bass%20Lake,%20WI%2054875%20to%20Tripp%20Rd,%20Springbrook,%20WI%2054875%20-%20Google%20Maps_files/cbk(4)

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

The paranoid right has learned from the paranoid left

"WND has reported that when Obama was in Indonesia with his Indonesian stepfather and his mother from ages 6 to10, he was registered in school as an Indonesian citizen and a Muslim. He went by the name Barry Soetoro, adopting the surname of his Indonesian stepfather. His mother’s passport listed him with the surname Soebarkah.
Obama refuses to waive privacy rights that would allow the Hawaii Department of Health to release any adoption records that may exist for him." 
Remember how Sarah Palin had her daughter's baby to cover up for her? Now we learn Obama's mother adopted him as well as traveling out of the country to have him.  The IRS needs to investigate whether she then used the adopted son and real one as two tax deductions. 

Monday, March 19, 2012

March madness continues

From the good folks at NOAA in Dulute:

Detailed text forecast
Hazardous weather condition(s):

Today: A 30 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms after 1pm. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 75. South wind between 10 and 15 mph, with gusts as high as 20 mph. 

Tonight: A chance of showers and thunderstorms, then showers likely and possibly a thunderstorm after 1am. Cloudy, with a low around 59. South wind around 10 mph, with gusts as high as 15 mph. Chance of precipitation is 60%."

Saturday, March 17, 2012

It's believe it or not time

"Leaders of the Milwaukee teachers union are campaigning for members to sacrifice a week's worth of their pay to help reduce class sizes next year in Milwaukee Public Schools, if legislation allowing them a window of time to negotiate a salary reduction is signed by Gov. Scott Walker.
The MPS Children's Week Campaign, which will be discussed with the Milwaukee Teachers' Education Association membership beginning Saturday, is asking educators to give up 2.6% of their salary next year, or about five days of pay, to allow for class-size relief.
The campaign also is poised to ask higher-paid MPS employees as well as community members and businesses in Milwaukee to consider contributing some of their wages or profits to a nonprofit district fund. The union will be discussing the proposal with teachers in a series of meetings starting Saturday, and the membership would vote on the proposal later this month, assuming that Walker, who supports the bill, signs it into law.
"The Milwaukee metropolitan area has to start taking some financial responsibility for the Milwaukee Public Schools," MTEA President Bob Peterson said in an interview Friday."
First Walker tries to cut their salaries and now their union leaders are joining in. 

TWW dos not know who you are but they may

"Spies will no longer have to plant bugs in your home - the rise of 'connected' gadgets controlled by apps will mean that people 'bug' their own homes, says CIA director David Petraeus.
The CIA claims it will be able to 'read' these devices via the internet - and perhaps even via radio waves from outside the home."

Read more:

Friday, March 16, 2012

Good news for the bootleggers in the family

People can now bring homemade wine to the cabin without fear of arrest. 

"MADISON — A bill that would make crucial changes to Wisconsin's home-brew law has passed the Legislature.

The bill now moves to Gov. Scott Walker's desk. It would allow home brewers to make and share beer or wine outside their home."

Women beware: TWW may use inappropriate words at times

This is a quote from BO's chief campaign adviser: "Well, first of all, let me say there’s been a coarsening of our political culture. I don’t think that language is appropriate, no matter who uses it. And I think whoever you are in politics, you ought to be willing to say so. I was disappointed that Governor Romney didn’t stand up more forcefully when Rush Limbaugh said what he said.
But understand that these words that Maher has used in his standup act are a little bit different than — not excusable in any way — but different than a guy with 23 million radio listeners using his broadcast platform to malign a young woman for speaking her mind in the most inappropriate, grotesque ways."

Since it is OK to use a a-word, b-word, c-word, d-word, etc. to describe women if you are a comedian nobody listens to and TWW is a clown with a blog nobody reads, it is OK to use words that offend women and womyn on this blog since nobody will notice. Beware. 

Question of the day: Are you stupid?

 It appears that if you are not happy with the job BO is doing you are stupid too.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Birds coming back already

Robin sitting on bluebird house

Brother-in-law scat

Missing the nail to close it

Will Obamacare make us take these pills too?

"Volunteers given the beta-blocker, used to treat chest pains and lower heart rates, scored lower on a standard psychological test of "implicit" racist attitudes."


Does the Unfair campaign up in Duluth know this pill is the answer to the white privilege problem?

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

A new militia organizing in the war against men

(no pictures available) 

"Unite Women is saying “Enough is enough” and mobilizing women and men to push back, according to Karen Teegarden, founder of the new organization. In addition to the April 28 actions, Unite Women is also looking long-term to future actions and activity for the group."

see their website to join:

Anyone know about the Greek play Lysistrata?

"Lysistrata (/laɪˈsɪstrətə/, also /ˌlɪsəˈstrɑːtə/Attic GreekΛυσιστράτη, "Army-disbander") is one of the few surviving plays written by Aristophanes. Originally performed in classical Athens in 411 BC, it is a comic account of one woman's extraordinary mission to end The Peloponnesian War. Lysistrata persuades the women of Greece to withhold sexual privileges from their husbands and lovers as a means of forcing the men to negotiate peace — a strategy, however, that inflames the battle between the sexes. The play is notable for being an early exposé of sexual relations in a male-dominated society. "


Men beware - this war is coming to your bedroom. 

Clinton joins the war on men (other Clinton out conquering women)

"Now, we know that young woman in Tunisia and her peers across the region already are facing extremists who will try to strip their rights, curb their participation, limit their ability to make choices for themselves. Why extremists always focus on women remains a mystery to me. But they all seem to. It doesn’t matter what country they’re in or what religion they claim. They want to control women. They want to control how we dress, they want to control how we act, they even want to control the decisions we make about our own health and bodies." 

TWW is not sure how to account for the fact some percentage of extremist women (cultural conservatives) are also in on the war against womyn since they are anti-abortion.

Didn't candidate Obama promise us everyone was going to get along if he was elected? Now the wars against womyn, Republican women and men may be joined by wars against Syria and/or Iran. 

Monday, March 12, 2012

Now the war on men joins the wars on womyn and Republican women

"Bill introduced to regulate men's reproductive health

Part of a trend, she likens the bill to men legislating ‘a woman’s womb.’

COLUMBUS – Before getting a prescription for Viagra or other erectile dysfunction drugs, men would have to see a sex therapist, receive a cardiac stress test and get a notarized affidavit signed by a sexual partner affirming impotency, if state Sen. Nina Turner has her way.
The Cleveland Democrat introduced Senate Bill 307 this week.
A critic of efforts to restrict abortion and contraception for women, Turner says she is concerned about men’s reproductive health. Turner’s bill joins a trend of female lawmakers submitting bills regulating men’s health. "

Sunday, March 11, 2012

The commies say Obama's birth certificate was forged

There is a new alliance between the commies and the birthers.

"On April 27, 2011, President Barack walked into the White House Press room with a Cheshire cat like grin and a "Long Form Birth Certificate" from the State of Hawaii in hand.  From the podium in the press room, Mr. Obama said, "We're not going to be able to solve our problems if we get distracted by sideshows and carnival barkers,". Quite the barb from a man holding a forged document."



Enough is enough. The government makes us buy health insurance, take the Pill and takes our money like we were in the 1%.  Now they are stealing our time and making our lives an hour shorter. Well, the people on Garbin Moraine are not going to take it any more. It would be fruitless to open the windows and yell 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' because nobody would hear us. But this year and all future years GM is not going to Daylight Time. It is one more way for the government to control our lives.  So if you are one of the sheep who set your clocks ahead please remember when you show up at GM for dinner you will be an hour early.  

Saturday, March 10, 2012

The wars against womyn and Republican women

The faithful answering machine on Garbin Moraine got a call yesterday from the Womyn of the 99%. They claimed Rush Limbough was the spokesman for the Republican party  and said we should all call Shawn Duffy (the representative for this area) and tell him to silence Rush Limbough.  This is not a bad idea given the amount of noise pollution there is in the world.  Listen below.

This YouTube video was made with TWW's camera pointing at the answering machine as it spoke. It plays on TWW's computer so hopefully will work on yours also.

To be fair TWW thinks you should all call your representatives and demand they silence Bill Maher too who has had a war going against Republican women. This assumes that Republican women are really human beings and do not deserve to be dehumanized anymore than Limbough's victim was. This assumption is in doubt in some people's minds it seems.  Bill Maher is the spokesman for the Democrats just as Limbough is the spokesman for the Republican party.  In case you are not familiar with Maher's rants here is one:

It turns out "

Illegal robocalls accuse Republicans over Rush Limbaugh and 'slut' slur

A group calling itself "The Women of the 99 Percent" is making robocalls across the United States in an attempt to link Republican members of the House of Representatives to "the war on women led by Rush Limbaugh".
The automated calls are illegal because they do not state who they are from (there is no known group called The Women of the 99 Percent) or provide a callback number, as required under the US Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991."

Friday, March 09, 2012

New toaster oven initation

The friendly UPS guy brought a toaster oven to the door on Friday night and the grocery store in Spooner had a free frozen pizza (you get what you pay for) with a coupon so the free pizza was the first thing to get baked in the new oven.  TWW figured all of the funny smells you get when you first use a new oven would not impact the taste of a frozen pizza and this was correct.  

Sane article of the day


"Dealing with criticism is part of the job for people who do what I do for a living. I’ve felt it from both sides. But as I read Kirsten’s column, I thought back and realized that some of the more blatantly sexist attacks I have personally felt have come from the left."  -- Karen Tumulty 

Cheap vacation away from home

Go up on the roof and play with the TV antenna for picture enrichment.

New life enrichment activity

There is a web site in WI to find out if you signed a recall petition.  TWW tried to find out if he signed this  morning and after waiting for two hours for an answer he still has not heard back.  Lots of people must be wondering if they signed petitions especially if they are dead. 

Thursday, March 08, 2012

More bathroom art

This was made by a local neighbor who was studying welding at the WITC in Rice Lake.

Wednesday, March 07, 2012

TWW is thinking of moving to Washington DC

This guy is the District of Columbia deputy mayor for public safety and justice saying do what they want and you will be better off.  He sounds like a union rep for The Brotherhood of Armed Criminals. 

Critics who say TWW is in a fog today are right for once

Monday, March 05, 2012

Not by much

 A platter made from a 2" x 12" pine board good enough for the coveted TWW signature but not by much. Pine is not a very cooperative wood for amateurs. At least it does not wobble well at least for today. 

Don't let your friends go vegan -- video of the day

Apology time for TWW?

"Rush Limbaugh Isn’t the Only Media Misogynist

Rush Limbaugh apologized on Saturday for calling a Georgetown Law student a slut for testifying about contraception and starting a firestorm of outrage. Kirsten Powers says the liberals who led the charge need to start holding their own side accountable......

Yes, it’s true. Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, Bill Maher, Matt Taibbi, and Ed Schultz have been waging it for years with their misogynist outbursts. There have been boycotts by people on the left who are outraged that these guys still have jobs. Oh, wait. Sorry, that never happened." 
Now that Limbaugh has apologized perhaps it is time for TWW to apologize for something also.  Nobody has used the Donate button for a while and it may be possible there is a left-wing boycott in the works.  

GM gets a new neighbor

"Washburn County Sheriff Terry Dryden says the Department of Corrections will release Patrick Warren to a home at N7703 Lakeside Road in Trego on March 6. The DOC says Warren could present a risk to re-offend."

source: (if you want to see a picture)

If you want to see where he will live use Google to search for the address and then hit 'Maps'.

Sunday, March 04, 2012

Saturday, March 03, 2012

Changing hair color

TWW and Mrs. Anonymous have a niece who recently changed the color of her hair from blond to a nice dark color.

TWW asked her why she did that and she said "I wanted to leave home".

TWW was puzzled so he asked why she could not leave home as a blond.

She answered "I have a circular driveway".

Another failed attempt at social engineering in the works?

There is a fascinating experiment started by the YWCA going on up in Duluth to pass the long winter.  It was mentioned in a previous post about the billboard saying "If you are white it is hard to see racism". It turns out they have a web page and it makes it a little clearer what they are about. They say "It is hard to see racism when we are white because the systems and institutions are set up to look like us and advantage us.  It is hard to see racism when we are white because we live in a monoculture based on white northern European values, beliefs, practices and culture."  The quote makes things a little clearer. The billboards make it sound like you have to be black to see racism and the poor white people are going around in the dark and need to be told whenever they are racist. Just think how seldom you see people of color in ads or on TV or in music.

Their webpage is at:

The YWCA up in Dulute says on the web site "The core mission of the YWCA is empowering women and eliminating racism.  We are tired of not seeing racial justice in our community, and it’s time that white people stand up to claim their power and responsibility to change it.

This makes one wonder what happens to the YWCA's  funding when the next United Way comes along and the predominantly white community in Dulute is asked to give money to fund them after helping to divide the community like Walker did in Wisconsin.  As an example of how the experiment has divided the community the ignorant white peole have started to organize and fight back on Facebook (site cannot be found so the liberals at Facebok may have killed it). According to the Minneapolis newspaper there will also be a rally today in Dulute. The story says:  "The Supreme White Alliance expects 20 to 100 people to attend the rally at the Civic Center, an outdoor square in downtown Duluth, said Robert Hester, of Superior, Wis., who identified himself as a "council member" who represents the Supreme White Alliance from Illinois to the West Coast. Hester said the so-called Un-Fair Campaign that is underway in Duluth is "reverse discrimination" against the white race."

Friday, March 02, 2012

Conspiracy of the day

It's conspiracy time again. Remember when in movie Tail Wag Dog Dustin Hoffman who was the producer of the TV footage about the threat from Albania died of a heart attack. Well, Breitbart said he had footage that would derail the President's campaign and he died of a heart attack.


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