The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Monday, January 23, 2012

The answer for the Republicans

Here are some pictures of Newt and a newt  (you go look so they cannot shut this site down for copyright problems). 


The GOP people have three problems: Obama, Obamney and Newt.  The simplest way for the Republicans to handle this and get rid of the Obama and Newt problems since they are really the same problem since erratic Newt won't beat the detached, rational Obama is to have Obamney offer Newt a new cabinet post called 'Court Jester'.   This way the people could be entertained and the country can start getting back on the right track with the rich getting richer and the middle class disappearing and the entitlement class (full disclosure -- TWW is on the dole) continuing to grow until the revolution comes. 

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