TWW is The Warped Woodturner who is a local artist living in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop 87). His mission is to use a wood lathe to make interesting but mostly useless objects from locally-sequestered carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but don't like that well. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well.
Saturday, January 28, 2012
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Friday, January 27, 2012
Thursday, January 26, 2012
- "The poll showed 51 percent of 701 registered voters asked approve of Walker's performance, while 46 percent disapprove.
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Monday, January 23, 2012
The GOP people have three problems: Obama, Obamney and Newt. The simplest way for the Republicans to handle this and get rid of the Obama and Newt problems since they are really the same problem since erratic Newt won't beat the detached, rational Obama is to have Obamney offer Newt a new cabinet post called 'Court Jester'. This way the people could be entertained and the country can start getting back on the right track with the rich getting richer and the middle class disappearing and the entitlement class (full disclosure -- TWW is on the dole) continuing to grow until the revolution comes.
Sunday, January 22, 2012
"Subculture of Americans prepares for civilization's collapse.....Tegeler is among a growing subculture of Americans who refer to themselves informally as "preppers." Some are driven by a fear of imminent societal collapse, others are worried about terrorism, and many have a vague concern that an escalating series of natural disasters is leading to some type of environmental cataclysm."
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TWW put this sign into his bathroom so if any visitor is packing heat she will have a problem since she cannot come out of the bathroom with the weapon. TWW will collect all weapons he finds left behind and donate them to places that melt them all down and make modern art sculptures that nobody can understand. Here is a link to one of those sculptures: http://www.flickr.com/photos/contusion/3085786491/
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Tuesday, January 03, 2012
On January first at the family cabin an anonymous party-goer (we will call her APG) claimed to have an ancestor who bought his wife from the Fakawee tribe of native Americans. Upon hearing this one of the relatives blurted out "Where the Fakawee?" and it was the quote of the night. TWW thought this topic was worth some research so did some searches and concluded either APG was pulling off a scam on the family in reveange for the bad treatment she was receiving or else she was a victim of the Wienerschnitzel syndrome as was TWW.
TWW discovered he had the Wienerschnitzel syndrome the first time he ordered Wienerschnitzel in Europe and a breaded piece of white meat. He was expecting cut up wieners like his dad made for his kids when the mother did not want to cook. TWW talked to his father about theWienerschnitzel and learned that his grandmother from Berlin took wieners and cut up (schnitzen) the wieners and called them Wienerschnitzel. It either was a trick on her kids or just a way of handling the fact the family was poor.
Now has APG been a fellow victim of the Wienerschnitzel syndrome or was she pulling a fast one on the family? In the family you are guilty until proven innocent and people are already plotting revenge for next New Years and wishing APG a paranoid 2012 as she looks for for January 1st, 2013.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Maybe I should tap into my roots, too. My grandmother was half Indian.
Christopher Moltisanti: Get the fuck out of here.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: No, it's true. She was in the Fakawee tribe.
Christopher Moltisanti: Oh, yeah?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Yeah. When they used to get lost in the woods, they stopped and said "Where the Fakawee?"
"Fakawi Tribe,for real?
Good morning everyone! Not that there's alot who already knows about my site.Anyways, as I woke up checking my email and sipping my coffee while my son is snoring, (21months old chunky boy,snoring!) I tried to check and browse on my URL, and to my surprise, there is really a FAKAWI TRIBE (Mine is spelled fukawi though and this are not a historic tribe or whatsoever,we both derive it from an englishman joke!). It was derived from my former British boss' joke. Fukawi tribe (fuck-are-we),tribe of small people who always get lost in the forest as they go hunt for their food. (They always chant the words, "we're the fukawi?" "we're the fukawi?" as they find their way out of the forest). It's funny if you've heard it the first time and if the one who's saying it is really good. Oh well,going back, the only reason I chose that URL name,it's because in my opinion,we always get lost in this world (so we sometimes say,"where the fuck are we?" "where are we going?" "what's gonna happen?"),sometimes clueless but since we are Filipinos we always find our way out amidst all the challenges in life. (Kasi mapamaraan or madiskarte tayo!) So to sum this up, I am not trying to dawg anyone or play games,my respect are with you,Fakawi Tribe of Malaysia, for whatever endeavors you all have.In case you go about my site,don't go flippin' about the name I used(actually there's alot of us,there's just i think me who used it in a scholarly way,hahaha!),I already explain why it was like that.(Am i feeling guilty?Why should I?There's no reason,lol! I think it's just the coffee aftermath...)Ciao!"
"Description:A band of Pigmy-like Lagnianppe renegade Native Americans searching for the bridge thru the five foot tall Sawgrass along the Wolfe River."
Sunday, January 01, 2012
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- Yearly winter walk on Shirley's Way
- No more illegal wine at the cabin
- Latest review of tis blog
- Barkless natural edge oak firewood bowl
- The new Silent Majority?
- Geoelectricmagnet storm causes light show of the c...
- A little action on Garbin Moraine as another storm...
- The answer for the Republicans
- Thing don't look good for der Fuhrer if this is hi...
- A bowl day finally
- Wishing for global warming
- New life enrichment activity for cold weather
- Helping Fuhrer Walker keep his job
- Mirror mirror on the wall .....
- A great Valentine's Day present for the woman in y...
- Another silly attempt to get guns off the street
- Floating around the 'Net and in the river
- Pick of the litter
- TWW working on this blog after reading the latest ...
- First day of Spring
- In case you get bored
- "Where the Fakawee?"
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