TWW is The Warped Woodturner who is a local artist living in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop 87). His mission is to use a wood lathe to make interesting but mostly useless objects from locally-sequestered carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but don't like that well. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well.
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|The drive will be blocked with snow.|
|Bluebird not real happy since snow covered its source of food|
|View of Swamp Lake from up on the roof|
|View of the garbin from atop GM Manor|
|TWW beating head against the wall since nothing working again|
|The TV station is over there someplace but nothing is coming in|
|The antenna pointing at Dulute is working but not the Park Falls one. |
Finally out of desperation TWW called WI public TV and learned the station
over in Park Falls was broken. The morale? When something is wrong
blame the government.