The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Why Pharaoh Walker is not leaving even though riots are spreading across Wisconsin

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It's winter in WISCONSIN
And the gentle breezes blow, 
40 miles per hour at 32 below!
Oh, how I love WISCONSIN
When the snow's up to your butt; 
You take a breath of winter air 
And your nose is frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful, 
You may think I'm a fool. 
I could never leave WISCONSIN
'cause I'm frozen to the stool!

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Anonymous said...

steady eddie here tww. ya sure you betcha is all i can say to that one. do you ever hear from lucky eddie, or who ever that other one was...wasnt it half fast eddie. hope those guys jump back in soon. then we can exchange smart alec remarks. stay well. steady eddie

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