The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

When will the boycotts of Garbin Moraine begin?

All visitors to Garbin Moraine who wish to be served adult beverages and are not on Social Security will be required to show one of the following IDs to prove they are old enough:


  •  A VALID ARIZONA DRIVER LICENSE.
  •  A VALID ARIZONA NONOPERATING IDENTIFICATION LICENSE. 
  •  A VALID TRIBAL ENROLLMENT CARD OR OTHER FORM OF TRIBAL IDENTIFICATION.
  •  IF THE ENTITY REQUIRES PROOF OF LEGAL PRESENCE IN THE UNITED STATES BEFORE ISSUANCE, ANY VALID UNITED STATES FEDERAL, STATE OR LOCAL GOVERNMENT ISSUED IDENTIFICATION.
Note: this is a list of what shows one is a citizen in Arizona so Garbin Moraine wants to be looked at as a progressive operation too.
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