The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Customer Service vs. Acting One's Age


TWW is going to celebrate the end of Gray February by going on the dole in March (meaning he will get Social Security). This presents a problem. Becoming a senior citizen means you are supposed to badmouth the younger generation. But what if members of the younger generation are customers for your B & B?

Garbin Moraine management has gotten several complaints about the lack of a camera to take pictures of the younger set when they spend the night in the Moon Room (basement bedroom) of Garbin Moraine when it is open as a B & B in the warm months. TWW thinks they want to put pictures of their nighttime adventures on their Facebook pages so all their friends know what they were up to (TWW wonders if their parents are Facebook friends too but that is a topic for a different post). To show good customer service Garbin Moraine now has a Kinky-cam installed in the Moon Room. TWW can hardly wait (meant as sarcasm to show he is getting old) to see what appears when he checks the Facebook pages of the young people after a stay in the Moon Room.

The camera is seen below discretely located in the corner of the Moon Room. To insure privacy the camera flashes every time it takes a picture so the youngsters know it is working. The nearby picture of fireworks in the Moon Room is purely coincidental.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

now dats a dog gone good idea. as i was reading i thought of one of dose outdoor cameras they leave in the woods to watch what kind of animals visit a spot. you just mite have to be aware of the privacy acts too. you gotta be careful taking any dog gone pictures dese days. maybe youcould put dose pictures right on this thing whatever youcall it. take care hfec

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