The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Message for liberals and environmentalists

OSB (and we are not talking about pseudo-plywood here) wants you on his side. He wants you to to join his cause against the US. This should be an easy sell.

"CAIRO (AP) - Al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden has called in a new audiotape for the world to boycott American goods and the U.S. dollar, blaming the United States and other industrialized countries for global warming."


Soon we will see TV news showing Al Gore meeting with OSB in rural Pakistan. Gore will be heard congratulating OSB on his small carbon footprint and saying how Americans should use OSB (not the plywood) as a role model.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hfec here...im more interested in the osb sheathing and the other thing. we import a lot of that stuff. we dont know whats in the glue holding the dog gone sheet together. i hate even to think. rember the lousy copper pipe we got a number of years ago. the useless brother in law put it in his big fancy two story house. pipes leaked all over. when the ceiling fell out of the livingroom, the insurance company stepped in. who is this gore guy? i guess i gotta get one of those dog gone televisions just to keep up. stay well hfec

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