The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Chirpy, chirpy, cheep cheep

Using operant conditioning TWW has taught his smoke alarm in the lower bedroom to sing. Use this link to see the words and hear the song. Chirpy, Chirpy, Cheep, Cheep. TWW cannot figure out how to teach the alarm to stop singing so hopefully guests will think it is merely a cricket.

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