Another TWW half-baked commentary

When our Leader was elected Leader, the white supremest crowd was elated since they thought having a black person as Leader would mean many more converts to their cause. The problem was besides being half-wits they were only half-right. Our Leader is half-white and half-black in spite of what the major media says. So as the half-wits like to use the N-word they are wrong and when N-word attitudes spill out in the Tea Party rallies it only gives the racial moralists something to moralize over and keeps ordinary people from joining the movement since being called racist is something most people don't want to hear themselves called.

So here is the truth of the matter. Our Leader's father was a black person (B is letter two of the alphabet) and his mother a white person (letter 23 of the alphabet) so on average our Leader is letter 12.5. In math class we learned to round to the even number which in this case is 12. The twelfth letter of the alphabet is 'L'. So the correct term to use in talking about our Leader is the 'L-word'. The L-word is 'Liberal' and it captures the situation perfectly. The true problem is our Leader is a Liberal.

Thanks to multiculturalism training many people in the country have divided themselves into groups and project their evil on people not in their group. For example, the Liberals see racism everywhere and they are currently winning the game in that they have gotten people to think being a racist is bad so when they call the Tea Party crowd racist, the L-word people win.

But there is more. Our leader is really the product of affirmative action. As mentioned earlier seeing evil in others is what people do so they don't have to see their own bad side. Since we have an affirmative action president (can you picture a white person with similar experience getting elected president?) the L-word people cannot admit they elected someone less than qualified for the job. But they can express their outrage about an unqualified person like affirmative action appointee Clarence Thomas being on the Supreme Court. And they can continue to express their outrage about under-qualified Sarah Palin being chosen to run for vice president because she was a woman.

So it is time for the half-wit fringe of the Tea Partiers to stop thinking about the N-word and start to focus on the L-word. And better yet talk about liberal values not L-word people. And its time to see the L-word people as being intolerant under the guise of tolerance and diversity. Maybe some day there will be a common enemy so people can put aside there differences and unite against it. Where are the Martians when we need them?