The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Monday, September 07, 2009

Another Quality Job by HEAC

Thanks to a capable crew from the Hunter Erection Assistance Company (HEAC) TWW now has a place to hunt so the deer won't smell him as easily. The HEAC crew moved his stand from the area by the driveway (TWW's original stand site) to a place where there may actually be some deer.





Help Wanted
TWW Enterprises is now searching to hire a pair of Tree Stand Stability Specialists (TSSS). TWW needs some TSSSs to hold the tree stand to maintain the original erectness as specified by the HEAC installers when he climbs up the ladder. A working knowledge of first aid and CPR required. Contact TWW Enterprises if interested. No phone calls please.

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