Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Politically Correct Green Dinner Yesterday

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Politically Correct Green Dinner Yesterday

The green dinner held on St. Patrick's Day featured green enchilladas, green salad, green beans, green sherbet, and green marquiritas. To show we were not dissing the Irish we had some brown Irish beer made in St. Paul (where the Irish designed the street layout acording to Governor Ventura). The robins ate the cranberries outside the window this morning but did not attend the green dinner.